Betty ford says i'm here all night
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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