I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You were trust falling into bushes
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
