Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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