He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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