im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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