For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
vagina is talking i cant
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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