Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
