Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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