covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he fucked my hip out of place.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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