Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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