do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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