Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
