i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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