i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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