After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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