does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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