My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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