its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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