D3 body, D1 cock
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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