First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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