I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The power of my boobs compel you
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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