they need to just BURY HIM!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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