i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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