Quick, to the slutcave!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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