So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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