Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
it glows. i had to have it.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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