I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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