miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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