He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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