That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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