I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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go home
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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