She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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