I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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