3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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