I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Couch. On fire.
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