And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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