real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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