Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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