i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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