So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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