i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
