If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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