is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I showed him my bush... on skype.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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