Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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