u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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