my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He has the fingertips of a God
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
