I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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