He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
