ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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