Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
jump out the window naked night went bad
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